March 2013
8 posts
WHEN I TEST SOMETHING THAT BRINGS DOWN THE SITE
WHEN I WANT MONDAY NIGHT DRINKS IN SF
WHEN LARRY TAKES ALL YOUR MAPPERS
WHEN I GET ASSIGNED TO FIX A BUG
WHEN JORGE'S RECORD REFACTOR GOES AWRY
WHEN SAJID BURNS A VENUE DOWN
WHEN I THINK I CAN REFACTOR INCOMING.SCALA
February 2013
7 posts
WHEN I LURK IN DUET
WHEN WE ARE AT COMPANY DRINKS
WHEN WE WALK BY JS
WHEN JS WALKS BY HIMSELF
WHEN WE EAT CANDIES IN THE OFFICE
WHEN I TRY TO LEAVE FAT DENS AFTER COMPANY MEETING
WHEN I NEED TO POOP AND THERE'S NO WATER IN THE NY...
WHEN I LEARN ABOUT MONADS
January 2013
6 posts
WHEN JORGE ANNOUNCES HE'S LEAVING
WHEN NEW YORK HEARS JORGE LEAVING
WHEN SF HEARS JORGE IS COMING
WHEN I WATCH PROD TEAM BEAT MONGO INTO SUBMISSION
WHEN I THINK I ONLY HAVE TO PANTS WASH
WHEN TESTS PASS LOCALLY AND THE BUILD FAILS
WHEN WE GET BRISKET FOR LUNCH
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ABOUT INCOMING.SCALA
December 2012
1 post
WHEN I LOOK AT MY CODE FROM TWO MONTHS AGO
November 2012
2 posts
WHEN TUESDAY/THURSDAY LUNCH ROLLS AROUND
WHEN I SEE:
Compiling 1 Scala sources …
Compiling 10 Scala sources …
Compiling 5769 Scala sources…
October 2012
4 posts
WHEN SOMEONE HAS FILLED THE POT WITH HAZELNUT...
WHEN THE HAMMOCK IS FREE AFTER TACO BAR LUNCH
WHEN I GET THE LAST COMMIT INTO THE DEPLOY
July 2012
4 posts
WHEN I SEND A CHANGE TO API-REVIEWS
WHEN I CLEAN UP WHITESPACE AND LINT WARNINGS...
WHEN JORGE MAKES SCALA EASY
WHEN SCALAC MAKES JORGE SAD
WHEN GIT BLAME BLAMES YOU
June 2012
10 posts
WHEN I FINALLY FLIP MY THROTTLE AND THE SITE GOES...
WHEN YOU LEAVE FOR A WEEK AND WHATSHOULD4SQCALLME...
WHEN I AM TRYING TO FIX MY BUILD FAILURE AND...
WHEN I CHANGE A LINE OF CODE AND SEE: Compiling...
WHEN THE CO-OP ACCEPTS A FULL TIME OFFER
WHEN I RUN JETTY WITH DEBUG OUTPUT ON
WHEN TESTS PASS, I PULL WITHOUT CONFLICTS AND I...
WHEN I ASK HOLDEN IF HE WANTS TO GET COFFEE
WHEN JORGE EXPLAINS SOMETHING BUT I DON'T REALLY...
THE DARK TEST
HOW I WANT THE DARK TEST TO GO
HOW THE DARK TEST WENT
